2 definitions by Drury Lane

Jigger

Noun: A person who pretends to be jewish; a Jewish "wannabe".

"Sydney, don't be a zayin, ya know what I'm sayin'."
"Ian, you are such a jigger."

by Drury Lane August 26, 2006

A turd so massive in both girth and length that it causes the back to be erect.

"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."

by Drury Lane September 2, 2006