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Stink Kiss 

When all you can smell is your top lip, because that Nana that never brushes her teeth has just landed you a big wet one on the lips and your top lip smells like the sewer.

Often takes place at a family gathering, hui, marae or reunion.

No matter how many times you wipe that lip it still stinks beyond repair.
What's that smell?? Who shit their pants?? Oh wait it's my top lip from that "stink kiss" from nana.

Nana brush your teeth now I smell like ass

That girl was pashing me now all I can smell is her bad breath.
Stink Kiss by Heartyfarty July 8, 2014
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Match stick kiss 

Often used as a party game or foreplay. when one person lights a match then sticks the unlit end between their teeth the other person then 'eats the fire' by putting their mouth on the lit end.

done right and neither party will get burnt, but very erotic.
Boy 1: Dude how was that match stick kiss that girl gave you at the party last night?

Boy 2: Alright, but I did it wrong and burnt my mouth