Stink Kiss

Name: Stink Kiss Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When all you can smell is your top lip, because that Nana that never brushes her teeth has just landed you a big wet one on the lips and your top lip smells like the sewer.

Often takes place at a family gathering, hui, marae or reunion.

No matter how many times you wipe that lip it still stinks beyond repair.

What's that smell?? Who shit their pants?? Oh wait it's my top lip from that "stink kiss" from nana.

Nana brush your teeth now I smell like ass

That girl was pashing me now all I can smell is her bad breath.

Stink Kiss by Heartyfarty July 8, 2014

Get the Stink Kiss mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Match stick kiss

Often used as a party game or foreplay. when one person lights a match then sticks the unlit end between their teeth the other person then 'eats the fire' by putting their mouth on the lit end.

done right and neither party will get burnt, but very erotic.

Boy 1: Dude how was that match stick kiss that girl gave you at the party last night?

Boy 2: Alright, but I did it wrong and burnt my mouth

Match stick kiss by Beyonce_is_my_sex June 22, 2009

Get the Match stick kiss mug.

Related Words

Stink Kiss • Match stick kiss • Stink Missile • Stink Missle • stink • stink-eye • stink finger • stink fist • stink bomb • stink nuggets

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026