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Stimson Middle School 

this is a place that no one ever wants to be. we hv stupid tech classes that everyone sleeps thru. there are maybe 3 good teachers in this school. it is nicknamed stimshit for a reason. it’s the shittiest place and literally no one wants to go to this school. people are acc embarrassed to say we go to this school. get us tf out. mr. smith looks like buddy the elf. mr. sansotta looks like a guy who should work at raymor & flannigan. and mr. kellerman looks like Al from toy story. there are way too many teachers who look like thumbs here. and yes this shitty ass school can go bury itself in hell. gay ass school with fucking pervert teachers and they try and help kids with their mental health BUT THE SCHOOL IS CAUSING IT. kids here need to learn how to fucking walk and keep their mouths shut. i can’t think of one person here who is real. everyone is faker than barbie.
guy : what school do you go to?
girl : oh umm
guy : just tell me
girl : stimson middle school
guy : what’s that?

Stimson Middle School 

Pretty average school, bunch of people hate it for the teachers but some are alright.
1: Hello sir, what school do you go to?
2: Ello my fine fuckin mate I go to the Henry L Stimson Middle School which was named after the man Henry L Stimson, an American statesman, lawyer and Republican Party politician who was born on September 21, 1867 and passed away on October 20, 1950. My school is located at 401 Oakwood Road, with the coordinates of 40.834526, -73.429445. My school has 919 students, 479 male and 440 female. My school’s walls are all beige, tiled. My school has 4 wings with about 14 rooms in each wing. The 100 and 200 wings are in a octagonal shape, while the 300 and 400 wings retain a rectangular shape. I am a high honors student and I know all.
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