the act of having to cram ones lifeless penis into a woman's vagina, usually occurring after a night of heavy drinking or in the unfortunate event that the woman looks like John Madden in a dress.
After a night of heavy drinking and going home with a chick that looked like a linebacker, Brian's penis did not want to cooperate with him, but he tried to shamelessly stuff fuck her anyway.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'