Stiff dick
A hard one
Stiff dick by Reaalme February 12, 2018
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Stiff Dick
Stiff Dick by Deeznuz July 10, 2018
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Stiff Dick Baby Killer by Plutocratic April 30, 2024
he got his dick knocked stiff
When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
he got his dick knocked stiff by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023
“Stiff dicks and airplanes”
Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “
“Stiff dicks and airplanes” by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018
Sniff Dick
A sniff dick is a person that does two things.
1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.
2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.
1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.
2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.
Kevin Hart "SHE AIN"T GOT NO NIPPLES!!!"
Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"
The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.
Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"
The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.
Sniff Dick by ConnectTheDots May 5, 2014
stiff dickium
A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.
The opposite of shitanium
The opposite of shitanium
stiff dickium by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.