50's slang, no longer commonly used..
"i can just see the phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs" (salinger 17)
by pbbt September 26, 2007
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1.When that cream shooter in your pants inlarges, arises, and hardens drastically.
2.horny
My sister ran to the store and left me home with her friend from school. I had been stiff all weekend so I went to go shoot a load, and my sisters friend overheard me moaning in my room. She walked into the room and immediately started feeling on herself. She then walked over to me and removed my shirt and began licking my chest. I tried to backdown, but then she took off my briefs and started caressing my nuts. Then when she got on her knees I knew exactly what she was craving. I whipped out my 11 inch pole and implied my willingness to allow her giving me a blowjob. Her lips swam on my meat for a while and after that she removed her clothes. 'GOOD THING I WAS STIFF'i thought.
by garrrett January 7, 2008
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1.when you walk really stiff and have an overall stiff skeletal system
2.thinking you can do something but you are really bad at it
3.not being able to interact socially and if you do you say/do the weirdest shit
'Fuck ben is such a stiff cunt, he can't even ollie'
'look at this stiff cunt'
'Ben just stiffed out when talking to alyssa'
by johnnydogg September 30, 2017
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1) To cheat your way out of giving someone promised action or items.

2) A dead body.

3) Something rigid and hard to move.

4) To fail to live up to your end of a bargain.

5) A tightwad.

6) Someone who is obnoxiously lazy and rudely boring.
He won't pay for half the meal despite declaring he would pay for the whole thing beforehand? What a stiff!
by STJosh May 2, 2007
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a word used to describe a really dry joke.
by thug#1 July 13, 2003
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Someone who has never kissed a girl on the lips who isn't a family member or friend.
1. You are a stiff
2. Are you a stiff?
by Damon July 11, 2004
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that fit girl at running club, she thinks everything is a race
and is really scabby
shes a devil in the bedroom
stiffs is a sperm burping tavern wench!
by soapysparkles March 18, 2008
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