Sticky Xylophone

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.
The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.

Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
by Sloppy tip September 20, 2024
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