The human representation of the filth that becomes encrusted to the surface of a glass cooktop. The literal essence of ick, or grime, purified and coaxed to life, foisting himself upon the world you once loved.
God d*mn it kid, you have peanut butter and jelly all over your hands... You are such a Sticky Jerry!
by silentcorndog February 10, 2021
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