Steven Hawkins 

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.

Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal

Steven Hawkins by wagdar March 31, 2009

a steven hawkins

when some one gives you and answer that's neither true nor a lie.but entirely made up.

steve says " what colour is the sky?"

dans reply " its a relative concept, when you think about it"

steve " what the f are you going on about thats clearly a steven hawkins "

a steven hawkins by borris planet September 5, 2013

Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Steven Hawking 

Dead

the dead man steven Hawking

Steven Hawking by faglad May 13, 2018

steven hawking jr 

When you stick a keyboard in the girls rectum whilst she is bent over a wheelchair deep throating a mouse.

" I Steven Hawking jr your mom bitch"

steven hawking jr by Faget33 July 11, 2016

Steven Hawking Nut 

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.

Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!

Steven Hawking Nut by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017

Steven Hawking 

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.

Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."

Steven Hawking by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011