Stephen Awking

Describes someone so awkward they can relate very well to the social awkwardness of Stephen Hawking.

(Guy 1) I cant believe Joe got paralyzed
(Guy 2) Yeah, hes gonna be such a Stephen Awking

Stephen Awking by Still Dat Nikka September 14, 2011

Stephenhawking 

The act of lying around and being so lazy that your body and neck get all contorted on bed or couch, and you drink with a straw just not to move your arms

Dude, I'm so lazy I'll spend the whole weekend stephenhawking on the couch!

Stephenhawking by P_gm November 14, 2014