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Steelying

Effortlessly and unflappably winning at life, in all areas at once, to a degree where you gain a god-like omnipotence, and others are drawn to you like you have your own orbit of awesomeness. More spiritually intuned people can sometimes 'see' awesomeness radiate from Steelying people- like the halo of light surrounding the Virgin Mary. Or like Jupiter's rings- but made of rainbows and unicorn dust.
Bro 1: "How was yo day, bro?"

Bro 2: "Well dawg, I was just walkin to your house, when James Cameron came up to me, and was like 'I want YOU to be the star of my new 3D blockbuster "AVATARTANIC"', and then this hot bitch was all like 'that's hot- let's fuck right now', and so we did, and I was so good she insisted on paying me a million dollars out of gratitude, THEN this fucking Velociraptor like fucking came out of NO-WHERE, so I was like like 'yo errbody just CHILL', and I just bitch-slapped that Raptor back to the Dino-age....so you know, just another day"
Bro 1: "Dude fo reelz, Steelying as always"
by zoeleacomicsans March 25, 2011
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Scott Sterling

Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.
by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016
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stealing chromies

stealing nice valve caps off of cars
Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!
by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009
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Steelering

When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.
"Their steelering efforts ultimately caused them to miss the playoffs for a 3rd straight year."
by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014
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pen stealing

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.
"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013
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lemon stealing whores

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014
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Sterling Archer

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".
Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.
by The Danger Zone August 8, 2012
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