Stede

Gay mf who will shiver your timbers

"Stede thought he was heterosexual, until a big pirate bear showed him all 7 seas and plundered his booty"

by The Speem Demon May 7, 2022

Stede Bonnet

The Gay pirate from taika waititi's gay pirate show "OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH" who left blackbeard stranded on a dock because he was too scared to be in love

"you are such a stede bonnet kinnie, man. admit your feeling or it might be too late!"

by GL4MR0CKZ March 7, 2023

Eggnog Orang Stede

A highly intelligent cat that hustles other cats with catnip for cash. She often uses her claws as a shield and to also scare off her enemies.

Example 1:

Do not disrespect Eggnog Orang Stede!
She’s got that name for a reason!

Example 2:

Roxy: These cats are cookin! goddd they're swingin!

Leia: Tell them Eggnog Orang Stede is in town, they'll calm down.

by Chunky bottoms August 24, 2022

Eggnog Orang Stede

A highly intelligent cat that hustles other cats with catnip for cash.

Do not disrespect Eggnog Orang Stede!
She’s got that name for a reason!

by Chunky bottoms August 24, 2022

sedermasochism

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).

Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016

tour de stade

Literally: "tour of stadium"
This is when you, in the words of Jack from Lost, "run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down."

Jack: It was a Tour de Stade.
Sarah: What?
Jack: When you run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down.
Sarah: Why would you do that?
Jack: I'm intense.
Sarah: Did you finish?
Jack: No, I hurt my ankle.
Sarah: That sucks for you.
-from Lost season 2 episode 1

by Bob Gunderson April 25, 2006

Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.

"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"

by Troi_Baker June 28, 2021