when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.
dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
by runandtellthathomeboy January 13, 2011
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Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?
Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.
Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.
by Pavelboca June 4, 2009
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by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009
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