1 definition by runandtellthathomeboy

when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.
dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!

willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
by runandtellthathomeboy January 12, 2011
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