A status attack is when another person posts on your Facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.
Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?
Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.
Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.
by Pavelboca June 04, 2009
when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.
dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
by runandtellthathomeboy January 12, 2011
A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009