Starbucks hag
A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Starbucks hag by K. Schulten March 19, 2009
Words you can keep
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unc
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jorts
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iykyk
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pookie
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goober
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tomboy
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feen
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based
tee
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bop
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larp
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unc
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himbo
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weeb
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normie
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stoner
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drip
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jorts
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iykyk
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pookie
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goober
tee
tomboy
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feen
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goated
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based
hoodie
baddie
hoodie
bop
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larp
hoodie
unc
hoodie
himbo
hoodie
weeb
hoodie
normie
hoodie
stoner
hoodie
drip
hoodie
jorts
hoodie
iykyk
hoodie
pookie
hoodie
goober
hoodie
tomboy
hoodie
feen
hoodie
goated
hoodie
based
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unc
beanie
himbo
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weeb
beanie
normie
beanie
stoner
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drip
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jorts
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iykyk
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pookie
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goober
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tomboy
beanie
feen
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goated
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