A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
by K. Schulten March 19, 2009