Star Spangled Blowjob

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.

Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.

Star Spangled Blowjob by campi April 12, 2008

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Star Spangled Blowjob

when you bust a load on a girls face and then throw confetti in it

dude why is there confetti on your floor?
oh i got a star spangled blowjob last night

Star Spangled Blowjob by petercla April 7, 2008

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Star Spangled Blowjob

Someone giving you head while wearing a Captain America costume. With either The patriot, Saving Private Ryan or Talladega Nights playing in the background on the TV.

John: Bro Jessica gave me a Star Spangled Blowjob last night

Jack: Really? Was the suit to tight?

Star Spangled Blowjob by O;UGBK.BHU.N April 18, 2022

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Star Spangled Blowjob

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of red, white and blue confetti and covering the cum-covered face with it. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star Spangled Blowjob.

Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.

Star Spangled Blowjob by DPlast April 15, 2008

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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