star jones 

Starr Jones
Jabba the hut's long lost cousin. Does payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. Once ate a whole man.

I be Star Jones yo! Im a lawyer.

star jones by K40 January 13, 2004

Star Jones 

The co-host of ABC's "The View". She is a lawyer. She tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back to food, or men. Uses the words "Allegedly" "I am a lawyer" "Delicious" for anything you can think of. Hillarious/irritating diva. Millionaire.

"If this pie was the country, one third of that pie would be opposing the president, and the rest of that pie, would be delicious."

Star Jones by Ayi Delisi April 21, 2004

star jones 

another name for "earth"
also another way to say "to steal food"

Marni! You so just Star Jonesed my gummy bears!!!!!

star jones by Shan February 16, 2004

star jones 

(n.) a heterosexual woman who chooses to marry a flamboyantly homosexual man out of some misplaced notion that acquiring the status of "wife" is worth living a loveless, sexless lie.

(v.) to luxuriate in the delusion that entering in a marriage, as described above, makes other people envy your good fortune, when they are actually laughing their asses off.

Why are you so surprised that Maurice will tease out your wigs but won't play with your titties? Girl, you are star jonesin!!!! You better annul this mess, before he runs off with your shoes.

star jones by camp_slappy February 11, 2005

Star Jones 

A fat, loudmouth black woman who had the audacity to have her wedding sponsored. It is rumored that whenever she walks, her elephant steps cause the earth to shake.

Me and my baby daddy is goin' to Star Jones our wedding.

Star Jones by Erg25 January 18, 2005

Star jones 

A ball of fatness

That Star Jones is the size of Mars!!!

Star jones by Rosie O'Donnell (That's right) May 2, 2010

Star Jones Reynolds 

Starlet (Star) Jones Reynolds is a lawyer. A diva. A talk show co-host at ABC's The View. Recently got married to Al Reynolds who happens to be a banker and gay. She got corporations to sponsor her recent wedding. She is a pop icon.

I saw Star Jones with Al Reynolds last night at the club. Al started checking out my boyfriend. Star got pissy and sat on Al.

Star Jones Reynolds by Ayi Delisi November 19, 2004