stanley steamer 

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

stanley steamer by Ryan October 29, 2004

Stanley Steamer 

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.

"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.

Stanley Steamer by John Trian July 27, 2006

Stanley Steamer 

A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sex turns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.

Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.

Stanley Steamer by James & Ann January 5, 2008

stanley steamer 

verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area

Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?

Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

Guy 1; Nasty!

stanley steamer by grimmith September 28, 2009

stanley steamer 

when a woman puts saran wrap over her face then her partner takes a shit on her face so she can feel the hot steam.

I laid this bitch down on the ground and put saran wrap on her face, then i gave her a stanley steamer

stanley steamer by bigg k- dogg December 3, 2003

stanley steamer 

When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.

I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.

stanley steamer by zacherzach January 4, 2007

Stanley Steamer 

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.

"She wanted some tough love, so I did the Stanley Steamer"

Stanley Steamer by .sineP kucS I November 20, 2007