Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Scandees 

Verb: Performing toe felatio and/or tonguing the spaces between them.
Andrew got scandees on his big one from his sister-in-law.
Scandees by Seednacs February 9, 2013

Standcest 

using your own stand to have sex; next level masterbation.
Standcest example:

Person 1: "Go fuck yourself"
Person 2 (a stand user): "haha b e t"
Standcest by Cocaboi December 20, 2020

stankees 

Stankees: (1)Another name for the NY Yankees (2)A nickname for the gayest baseball team in the AL
Wayne likes the Stankees over the Red Sox.
stankees by PoMoFo June 11, 2006

celine dion music standee 

Something Duncan is afraid of in total drama island
Ahhhhhh it's a Celine Dion music standee-duncan

Standers 

Those who don't make it to the bench in time to get a seat. They end up standing behind all the other players and watch the game from there.
The standers were the last to go in because they had to wait until someone got up off the bench to take a seat.
Standers by The Batman from the 218 December 1, 2011

Standers 

When a girl's boobs are so big and perky that they look like they are standing up all on their own
Damn that girl has a real pair of standers. I would give anything to milk on those standers. Holy shit my standards just went up for those standers!
Standers by SilversX519 July 12, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
Load more