Standard poodle

The second smartest breed of dog in the world and the second largest variety of poodle (out of teacup, toy, miniature, standard and royal standard).
Usually averages around 60lbs and 15 inches high at the shoulder.
Comes in white, black, brown, red and rarely, piebald.
Classed under Non-Sporting in the AKC.

They were originally bred in Germany and/or France for duck-hunting in cold water, which gave rise to the Continental Cut, more commonly known as the "oh-god-that-dog-looks-ridiculous" cut, used to protect the dogs joints in the cold temperatures, while shaving unnecessary hair to cut down on the weight of the coat. All smaller and larger varieties of poodle came from this size.

They are not prissy whatsoever, in that they love mud, rough-housing, and getting generally filthy, but they do seem to know it when they come home from the groomers looking great. They also have a deep, resonant bark that could fool anyone on the other side of the door that you own a large guard-type dog. They can be protective but are not aggressive unless their owner is in real distress.
They are tolerant of children, other dogs and most other pets, such as cats or hamsters (though my poodle has a real fondness for chasing cattle )

Most love to be showered with attention and fawned over by strangers as much as their owners, as they seem to know that they are truly something special.

Most people- "Wow! Ive never seen a poodle that big before!"
Standard owners- "Its called a "standard" and they are the original size of poodle. They're fantastic dogs!"

Most people- "Awww, she's so pretty! What breed of dog is she?"
Me- "HE is a standard poodle."

Standard poodle by Oryctology December 20, 2008

Standard Poodle

A dog resembling a cotton puff and nothing more. Some people might use it as an insult ... but such people usually prove to be unintelligent and socialy inept-- refer to asswipe for further reading.

How much is that standard poodle in the window... the one with the waggling tail?

Standard Poodle by Jodi Silver May 27, 2005