Once a nice quiet town in Tameside, around 8 miles from Manchester, then was a busy nightlife town bustling with folk from all over the place, now a dead end smack hole full of kebab shops and the Donnelly family.
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Person 1: coming down stalyvegas?
Person 2: yeah let's go rififi
Person 1: kk
Chav: I'm a sad fuck-up with no GCSE's who lives in Ridgehill
Person 1: chav-hunt needed
Person 2: kill all those stalybridge fuckers
Person 2: yeah let's go rififi
Person 1: kk
Chav: I'm a sad fuck-up with no GCSE's who lives in Ridgehill
Person 1: chav-hunt needed
Person 2: kill all those stalybridge fuckers
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