Stagger Swagger

A drunk person that can hold it down & walk the line.

Homie got pulled over for suspected drunk driving but he busted out with his stagger swagger & they let him go.

by shoo.shu March 22, 2016

swagger-stagger

The arrogant strut of a self-important drunk

After she turned him down, he swagger-staggered away, shouting "I was only gonna pity-fuck you anyway"

by Mousegirl666 August 27, 2011