The person that is below the director in terms of superiority. Generally one of the people with a headset. He/she will be at rehearsals to run them if the director is busy. He/she is generally a nice person unless you piss them off. They are the ones responsible for calling cues during a show, pulling the curtain, sometimes moving set pieces. Without him/her and the rest of the stage crew there wouldn't be a show.

Where did the stage manager go? We need someone to run rehearsal..

Stage Manager by Hello! Goodbye! August 4, 2012

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Stage Manager

A position in which the 'stage manager' pushes their partner up against the wings of the stage in order to have sex with her upright. When finished they rush backstage to yell at a techie.

--I totally pulled a stage manager last night.
--Yeah, I know. I heard it from the 3rd row.

Stage Manager by The stage manager January 30, 2009

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Assistant Stage Manager

Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director

Usually seen with the stage manager

Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal

Usually doesn't know what they're doing

Is the adopted child of the stage manager

The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager

Assistant Stage Manager by tired crew kid April 4, 2019

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Alvins Stage Manager

A female who falls deeply in love with a man who resembles a chipmunk. She takes on the persona of being in charge of him like a manager.

Have you heard? Carol hasn’t been at any of the group hangouts lately after clocking in as Alvins stage manager.

Alvins Stage Manager by cheaters gotta go December 18, 2022

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