Stack of Boxes

Any instance in which 2 or more boxes are sitting on top of each other. Boxes being any female or anything square for that matter. See definition of BOX
Bert’s Mom was carrying in the groceries and fell on a hot pocket box, therefore making a stack of boxes.

There are multiple stacks of boxes in the warehouse
by BertsMoM July 08, 2006
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stacking boxes

Stacking boxes is the female alternative to crossing swords; when two girls who are friends have smashed the same dude.

This is generally looked down upon for preserving a friendship. Girlfriends should never stack boxes.
"You should smash that fine dude!" - L

"No way! You did, I don't want to be stacking boxes with you" -A
by The Wetdiaper Bandit December 09, 2008
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stack of dumb boxes

A group of stupid girls, generally characterized by being loud and irritating, possibly ugly as well. Draws from the slang term "box," for a vagina.
Jason: So yeah, all those random drunk girls just bust into my room and I had no idea who they were. It was like 20 minutes before I could herd that shit outta there.
Ryan: What a stack of dumb boxes.
by Fitterer May 01, 2005
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"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO March 01, 2025
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