squirrel fucker

One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.

by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017

squirrel fucker

A kid usually named will who looks like a squirrel and likes to fuck them

Kid 1: whose that weird kid?
kid 2: thats will, he is a real squirrel fucker

by ticktokbabycock October 18, 2014

Squirrel fucker

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it

Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker

Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with

Girl 2: Same here

by Bookworm451 July 31, 2013