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squinty-eyes ching chong 

The worst thing you could call an Asian
I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

lil squinty 

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.
He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.
lil squinty by Dapak June 9, 2018

squinty ears 

unable to hear very well.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.
for example, did someone just say my name?

squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?
squinty ears by Bonnie Shamos April 10, 2007

Squinty fresh

The aftermath of smelling the aroma of something vile. It's so bad that it makes you squint your eyes in disgust.
Joe: Damn bro! What's that rank smell?

Mike: I don't know man, but that's.. wow, that's squinty fresh.
Squinty fresh by AzzaCadabra June 10, 2010

Squinty Pirate 

The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.
Ty: Hey Stephy, I'm going to turn on the light.
Stephy: Oh god! I'm a Squinty Pirate!
Squinty Pirate by TeeEffWhy June 4, 2008

squinty buccaneer 

Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. Causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. They affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.

Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
Captain Longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from Maggie Wrottencroch the local Madame.
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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