Squinty Squinty

An Asian person who is so incredibly Asian that there eyes look like they are closed shut; squint to the point of asianness

Bro look at that Asian, wait is he sleeping or his he just a squinty squinty.

by Green bean casserole January 1, 2020

squinty-eyes ching chong

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017

lil squinty

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.

He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.

by Dapak June 9, 2018

squinty ears

unable to hear very well.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.

for example, did someone just say my name?

squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?

by Bonnie Shamos April 10, 2007

Squinty fresh

The aftermath of smelling the aroma of something vile. It's so bad that it makes you squint your eyes in disgust.

Joe: Damn bro! What's that rank smell?

Mike: I don't know man, but that's.. wow, that's squinty fresh.

by AzzaCadabra June 10, 2010

Squinty Pirate

The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.

Ty: Hey Stephy, I'm going to turn on the light.
Stephy: Oh god! I'm a Squinty Pirate!

by TeeEffWhy June 4, 2008

squinty buccaneer

Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. Causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. They affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.

Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.

Captain Longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from Maggie Wrottencroch the local Madame.

by taintmaster2009 March 19, 2009