What happens when a South African Death Squad gets old and useless. They stop hitting random drunk people, start drinking wine instead of rum and start using useless buzzwords in unnecessary places in a conversation.
South African Death Squad - Im trying to filter out all this noise in this noisy data im examining. God dam all this noise, I wish it would be less noisy.
Colleague of South African Death Squad - Is that noisy data annoying you? Do you want to hit it like usual?
South African Death Squad - No I just feel really sorry for the data, I wish I could give it a cuddle
Colleague of South African Death Squad - Your such a South African Love Squad these days.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.