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squeeze the lemon 

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.
be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.
squeeze the lemon by John-do September 22, 2006
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squeeze the lemon 

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.
I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

squeeze the lemon 

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.
I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.
squeeze the lemon by pentozali April 11, 2009

Squeeze The Lemon 

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
Squeeze The Lemon by Thanus August 19, 2008

the lemon squeeze

When someone inserts the index and middle finger in the vagina, then inserts the thumb in the anus. Then you squeeze the taint together like a lemon
I gave her the lemon squeeze
Fingermasturbate
the lemon squeeze by Rob 409 September 25, 2016

The Italian lemon squeeze 

Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.
We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.

Squeez the Lemon 

An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.
"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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