Square Wheels 

Not being able to pick up chicks.

John : I can too pick up chicks.
Josh : But you have Square Wheels.

Square Wheels by JoshuaToad April 17, 2010

square wheels 

whom who cannot wheel a broad.

Check out that duster, hes ridding on square wheels!

square wheels by mdsabdjabsd43 October 22, 2008

Square wheels 

Being unable to wheel anyone

"Dude why can't I get a girl?"

"You've got square wheels bud"

Square wheels by Izzyyyyyyyyy June 10, 2017

Square Wheels 

When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.

Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels

Square Wheels by SteveRainey October 18, 2009

Square Wheeler 

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.

He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.

Square Wheeler by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

Square Wheel 

When the act of picking up a girl where it is not working, because of either bad looks or shes not going for you.

Wow man that broad is so ugly, its such a square wheel

Square Wheel by Luis Suarez April 4, 2009