Square Bitch

Square Bitch: a nerdy or square female. A female who has her priorities together and is NOT likely to be hit on by thug niggas. She does not party or fuck around. Only a real Player will see the potential of this type of female.

Example: You go to a party and see a fine looking "Ripper" and if you smash, you better have been wearing a condom. Now a "Square Bitch" you can meet at Barnes and Nobles. She will most likely have a car and her own place and if you smash, the risk of catching something is lower than that of a ripper.

by Bay Mac January 13, 2017

square bitches can't stand me

When fake hoes be hating on a nigga

You're ex is mad at you.

"Square bitches can't stand me"

by KiNG of KiNG November 19, 2013

Bitch-Squared

Bitch Multiplied by Bitch.

Oh no! This is so much more than simply a Bitch.Dude,this is Bitch-Squared!

by Waboa February 20, 2009

Bitch Squared

The biggest bitch of them all. As bitchy as your moms girlfriend x2.

See that thiqq thot over there? She's Bitch Squared.

by Thottastic January 30, 2019

Square Skull Bitch Ass

Known by the abbreviation “SSBA”, a Square Skull Bitch Ass is someone who is highly annoying and has a Square Skull.

I’m gonna GGR this Square Skull Bitch Ass.

by TheHorse8 May 15, 2022

Square Bitch

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.

Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches

by Man-bun January 01, 2025

Square Bitch

She also feels a vehement dislike for hot, confident and popular guys and girls because they make her feel inadequate and threaten her tenuous self esteem which she desperately tries to hold together. For this reason she'll resort to some pretty underhanded and shady actions in order to covertly sabotage them which might seem shocking and unexpected given her demure and affable appearance.

1.Most of these MeToo bitches are just square bitches seeking attention.

2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards

by Man-bun January 01, 2025