Square Bitch: a nerdy or square female. A female who has her priorities together and is NOT likely to be hit on by thug niggas. She does not party or fuck around. Only a real Player will see the potential of this type of female.
Example: You go to a party and see a fine looking "Ripper" and if you smash, you better have been wearing a condom. Now a "Square Bitch" you can meet at Barnes and Nobles. She will most likely have a car and her own place and if you smash, the risk of catching something is lower than that of a ripper.
by Bay Mac January 13, 2017
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by Thottastic January 31, 2019
That's a bitch who's either too oblivious to know or too scared to try out most of the kinkier and more adventurous activities in life that she actually would love to do if she knew how to and/or was more bold and honest with herself about her true desires. She'll also usually either publicly or privately criticise people who are more adventurous and daring than she is, which in fact is a ploy she uses to disguise her jealousy.
Gary: Can you believe Laura totally made up the story of Jake hitting on her?
Ashley: Damn, that's so whack
Gary: I can't stand square bitches
Ashley: Damn, that's so whack
Gary: I can't stand square bitches
by Man-bun January 01, 2025
Square bitches are often found in the company of fellow squares as misery loves company.
Sometimes, good-looking people are blindsided by her charming and innocent seeming appearance and allow her into their circle usually in hopes of turning her out. This is a foolhardy and adangerous endeavour as she isn't nearly as innocent as she seems. What's more? Her deep seated resentment and bitterness will surely sting you in ways you never envisaged when you least expect.
Sometimes, good-looking people are blindsided by her charming and innocent seeming appearance and allow her into their circle usually in hopes of turning her out. This is a foolhardy and adangerous endeavour as she isn't nearly as innocent as she seems. What's more? Her deep seated resentment and bitterness will surely sting you in ways you never envisaged when you least expect.
I don't have the Madonna/Whore complex. I believe there're hot bitches and square bitches though and I'll choose a hot bitch everyday everytime
by Man-bun January 01, 2025
A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 01, 2025