Sprung Monkey 

An erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants

Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!

Sprung Monkey by RYTOE November 6, 2003

money sprung 

Being obsessed with money.

A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie - "I keep on counting them hundreds up
I think I'm falling in love with 'em
I keep on counting them hundreds my nigga
I think that I'm money sprung"

money sprung by Nevawouldaguessed January 13, 2021

Strung-out like a research monkey

That guy does so much meth he's looking like a STRUNGout research monkey

Strung-out like a research monkey don't have anything on that guy

Strung-out like a research monkey by CATAmeowza77 April 22, 2026

Strung-out like a research monkey

That guy does so much meth he's looking like a STRUNGout research monkey

Strung-out like a research monkey don't have anything on that guy

Strung-out like a research monkey by CATAmeowza77 April 22, 2026

sprungmonkey 

a person on meth who is doing stupid, senseless things and acting strangely.

last time i visited john, the sprungmonkey was taking apart his broken vcr again.

sprungmonkey by kristekitty October 15, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019