Springafied

To become spring like, joyful, happy, or colors of spring.

She looks springafied today.

Springafied by Ecirahs April 14, 2018

Springfield Pervert 

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.

The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

Springfield Pervert by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012

Springfield, MO 

Is a nasty ass trashy, dirty place in the southwest corner of Missouri filled meth, homeless, with people with more felony convictions than they have teeth. People in Springfield are of contradictions. The 6 figure, yuppy wannabe rich classless people eat ham sandwiches with a cup filled with pepsi, yet they look down at you. People in Springfield are people with no sense of aesthetic. The girls here are overweight, with badly groomed hair, yet give looks of disgust to anyone who looks in their direction that doesn't look like Brad Pitt. The people in Springfield are overall racist, yet most women have at least 3 mixed race kids out of the 5 kids they have between 5 fathers.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.

Kim Jung-Un: I need to find a target to drop a nuke on.

North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?

Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.

Springfield, MO by God, I'm So Great September 15, 2019

Dusty Springfield 

Greatest Soul singer ever, a person who is capable of delivering a sense of longing into her music despite the complexity level of her materials. Also notable for launching the "Beehive Hair and Panda Eyes" look that was later adopted and alternated by Amy Winehouse. Dusty is also a good friend of Lulu, Pet Shop Boys and Elton John.

A: Can't believe my 15-year-old son likes Dusty Springfield...
B: It's Dusty! Who can possibly dislike her?

Dusty Springfield by glamourbot October 16, 2011

Springfield Scrambler 

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people

“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”

Springfield Scrambler by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019

Springfield Secondary School 

Known for its foolscap looking uniform, (which was recently changed) Springfield Secondary School is a School located in the West Side of Tampines. Springfield is also known for being budget.

Eh what school you go to ah?
Springfield Secondary School la, budget sia my school.

Springfield Secondary School by professional autist February 18, 2019

Springfield, Missouri 

A so-called "city" in Missouri--Springfield is more like a big small town. Many of it's residents suffer from small-town syndrome and many of the small business owners here think they are hot fucking tits and that their shit doesn't stink... all the while gentrifying the north part of the commercial district (actually just one street), ironically, most of these stores can't afford to stay open from 9 to 5. Residents of Springfield also enjoy not shutting the fuck up about cashew chicken or how bad the traffic is, even though the "city" literally takes 15 minutes to drive from one end to the other. For it's size, there are a surprising number of homeless people in Springfield contrasted by a church on literally every fucking corner where bible thumpers judge you and a ridiculous number of banks on every other corner. Downtown is full of frat douchebags going clubbing or diet liberals and wannabe hipsters who want you to know how woke they are and go to the same handful of bars... no need to worry though, some white dude with a beard and tattoos will probably open another brewery soon!

Person 1: "Springfield, Missouri is a really diverse place."

Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"

Springfield, Missouri by Story Time for Morons August 10, 2019