spray the bowl

to have a crap so bad you 'sprayed' the toilet bowl

I just had 2 bowls of chili and now i have to spray the bowl.

by Battyguy May 3, 2015

Spray the bowl

When you have to shit, and you know it’s gonna be a messy, disgusting, splattery mess. Hence “Spraying the bowl”.

Man, after eating that Taco Bell, I’m gonna have to spray the bowl.

by Jazzy MacJizz September 14, 2020

spray paint the bowl

Used to communicate an imminent plan to dispense a runny poo into the toilet.

Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”

by Uncleskag April 27, 2024