A lower risk further development of the infamous frape, where an individual leaves their Spotify account ( with Facebook sharing enabled ) signed in on a friends computer, when said individual has left the building, said good friend will proceed to send inflammatory remarks linked with awful songs to the victims peers- priority is to cause as much anger/confusion/wtf's as possible
-"hey man, you looking forward to seeing trivium, I think they're so fucking epic"
-- "huh, ? what the fuck man, i gave you ticket to my gf after you linked me rebecca black and said she was an amazing singer and you wished you could be her"
- "oh shit sorry, bryan must have spotifraped me...."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.