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Spoonetrate 

When a male and female are lying in the spooning position with the male behind the female with the male's penis inserted into the female's vagina or anus.
Female: "I said we could spoon, not spoonetrate!"
Male: "come on baby, it just slipped in"
Spoonetrate by Bullshittt October 28, 2010
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spoonetics 

the study and practice of spooning and its mechanical properties as well as its values in the past , present and future..tp be actively spooning and constantly improving spoon tactics, techniques and positions..
When princess Witherspoon and i were spooning in the early morning, she constantly complained and twitched about, too and fro...I told her that she needed some spoonetics 101... She saw no need or room for improvement and thats why im not prince Witherspoon

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026