Spoon me
Spoon me by Marty Broon October 22, 2008
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Spoon Me
There's me spoon
Interchangeable with "pardon me"
If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
There's me spoon by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011
Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! by Vftw November 8, 2007
Kill Me With a Spoon
A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.
Kill Me With a Spoon by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011
gag me with a spoon
Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.
gag me with a spoon by Dennis October 10, 2003
Gag me with a spoon
Gag me with a spoon by mustachio&jessica May 25, 2009
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