A spooky wank is performed in bed. Lying on their back, the participant presses their buttocks firmly against the mattress and breaks wind. Whilst doing this, they close their eyes and imagine the resulting warm gust is a particularly arousing spirit that wishes to pass straight through right their rear and gain access their groin area.
Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.
Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.
Blanche: Are you doing anything nice for Halloween?
Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.
Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.
Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.
Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.
by 00moon00 October 15, 2021
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