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Spooge Cheese 

When one holds Kraft Cheese Powder in one's mouth and a male ejaculates directly into one's mouth thus transforming the powder into yummylicious cheese which can be consumed at one's own discretion.
I should throw some macaroni in with that spooge cheese.
Spooge Cheese by Nickoliii September 3, 2008

cheese the sponge 

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.
All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!
cheese the sponge by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

Sponge cake and cream cheese 

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.
"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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