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Spontanegrity 

Genuine spontanaety. Inclusion of spontanaety and integrity. Opposite of forced or taught spontanaety which should never have been imposed on us by teachers who don't know their butts from. Well. You get the idea.
That hilarious conversation last night was an exercise in true spontanegrity.
Spontanegrity by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019
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spontaneity 

the quality of being spontaneous and coming from natural feelings without constraint.
"the spontaneity of his laughter"
spontaneity by Robert Rucker October 30, 2007

Choreographed spontaneity

Used to describe the scene in musicals where people in the street know the words and tune to the song sung by any main character, and instantly know the dance routines including, but not limited to: jumping over barrels, swinging girls in the hair and juggling. This is all despite being total strangers.

This is all supposed to be spontaneous, of course, but naturally - it's actually choreographed
"Oliver! really made me laugh. What did you think of all the choreographed spontaneity?"

spontaneosity 

A character trait that concentrates on keying in on a certain idea and throwing in a random amplifier, making better of any situation.
He was on the edge of reblossoming a relationship; all he needed was a little spontaneosity.
The spontaneosity of Football is what entices the crowd.
spontaneosity by Makki Nelson July 26, 2008

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD) 

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.

RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.

So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.

The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.
Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"

Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."

Spontaneity 

When you have the urge to have sex in public with your partner so you fuck behind a bush or in between the clothing rack in Walmart
I had a moment of spontaneity when I banged my girlfriend in the Costco cart corral.
Spontaneity by Tbabydaddy October 13, 2019

Spontaneacity 

likelyness of an explosion of randomness measured on a 1-5 scale, rarely harmful, highly funny.
Scale:
1- wall flower
2- tells a joke occasionally(rarely funny)
3- makes jokes at other people
4- always has own ideas and ability to improvise well
5- all of above, never embarresed and up for anything

Ex:
Guy1 - "Man, why is jake always so unpredictable and funny."
Guy2 - "Because his spontaneacity level is off the charts."
Spontaneacity by Jaykub September 9, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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