Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.
Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"
by Ein September 26, 2004
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Spokker Jones

Bullshit.
Lies.

Dumbasses who beleive in bullshit or lies.
You're full of Spokker Jones!
by Blorgon September 26, 2004
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