spcokker 

A true man who looks hard and strict from the outside but he is very vulnerably soft at heart. He's a complete package of what a real man should be. Smart, tall, handsome, successful, ambitious and innovative. the only problem of a spcokker is he losses trust on people easily.

1. He is such a Spcokker, but I love him like that.
2. Only a Spcokker can do such!

spcokker by Richy_overscore February 20, 2019

Spokker Jones 

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

Spokker Jones by Ein September 26, 2004

Spokker Jones 

Bullshit.
Lies.

Dumbasses who beleive in bullshit or lies.

You're full of Spokker Jones!

Spokker Jones by Blorgon September 26, 2004