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Spoke Check 

The act of checking an asshole for spokes. If there no spokes the ass is probably blown out. Spokes are the creases in your asshole
I always spoke check the bitch to see if it is worth going back door.
Spoke Check by bk lounging April 6, 2009
Words you can keep

smoke check 

the act of killing someone with a gun, usually from afar (akin to snipe)
I'll smoke check that guner if he pops his head up again.
smoke check by fatnutz July 26, 2006

Smoke Check 

To immediately kill/incapacitate an enemy or threat in close proximity with extreme violence of action, usually though a large volume of gun fire. Favorite of US forces to indicate a threat has been neutralized. Originates (obscurely enough) from smoke check spray, which is a carbon monoxide tester for smoke alarms. The same way you’d point and blast the smoke alarm, getting it instantly, is how you’d point and blast an enemy fighter, getting them instantly. In close quarters you’d literally be blasting smoke at them (in addition to projectiles).
“Outlaw 1 Actual, Outlaw 1-3 be advised: enemy RPG team smoke checked, break. Clear to advance to battle pos how copy?”

“Outlaw 1-3 interrogative: were effects on target as effective as spraying a smoke detector with smoke check spray?”

“A-firm Outlaw 1, both smoke and other things were blasted at them which had a very immediate effect.”
Smoke Check by Outlaw1Act June 6, 2018

Smoke Check 

The act of epically killing a person in a first person or rpg video game such as Halo or World of Warcraft.
Guy one: "Dude I just smoke checked you in this game!"
Guy two: "That was just a warm up."
Guy one: "Ya. Hokay."
Smoke Check by ProfessorPirate August 19, 2009

SMOKE CHECK 

Getting screwed up after a PT or Workout such as sweating or blowing snot everywhere.
Hey private Williams how was the new fitness video you got your recruits. Smoke Checked all of them even I broke out a sweat or two.
SMOKE CHECK by Wetyoutube1 April 7, 2019

oh man, check out "special agent big smoke" 

a line from GTA San Andreas
big smoke: CAP YOUR ASS
big smoke: AND YOUR ASS
big smoke: YOU WANT SOME, TOO?
big smoke: ICE COLD BABY
big smoke: I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
CJ: oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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