Splooge McFuck
"dude wtf is that porn? Is that a guy dressed like Scrooge Mcduck?"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"
Splooge McFuck by idiotperson March 1, 2017
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Splooge McDuck
A sexual move where you jizz on a girl's face and then pelt her with loose change, mostly pennies. It was coined by J. Camm of BroBible.com.
I felt bad for this homeless girl begging for change on the street, so I took her home and gave her the Splooge McDuck. It was mostly pennies anyway.
Splooge McDuck by Bropez September 10, 2012
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The Splooge Mcduck
It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.
I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.
The Splooge Mcduck by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012
Splooge McDuck
The activity of pulling out and ejaculating on a girl's face, then throwing handfuls of loose change at her, preferably pennies.
Splooge McDuck by BroBible September 10, 2012
Splooge McDuck
Homie 1: "I came on that bitches face, then hit her with some change"
Homie 2: "So you Splooge McDuck'd that bitch?"
Homie 1: "hell fuckin yeah"
Homie 2: "So you Splooge McDuck'd that bitch?"
Homie 1: "hell fuckin yeah"
Splooge McDuck by chrodochritis September 10, 2012
Splooge McDuck
Sex act where you jizz/cum on a girls face and then throw loose change at her (most likely pennies).
Splooge McDuck by Big Mike K September 10, 2012
Splooge McDuck
The act of jizzing on a girl's face, followed by pelting her with loose change- consisting mostly of pennies.
"Dude, last night this chick I was with was a total bitch and wouldn't stop asking for me to buy her stuff. So after she sucked me off, I totally gave her a Splooge McDuck."
Splooge McDuck by Son of Gray September 10, 2012
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