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Splitting pickles
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When you want to avoid a
conversation
with an
undesirable
patron while
waitressing
/bartending.
*waitress to bartender* "
fuck that
table, I'm gonna be
in the back
splitting
pickles for a minute."
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Pickle Splittler 2
January 17, 2026
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