Splitstreem 

When ones dick has cum residue on there dick hole and when he pisses there piss streem is split into two streems

Joe stergle was jacking off and the next day he started pissing on the wall insted of the toilet ( that asshole had splitstreem)

Splitstreem by Kybeanhead January 1, 2010

Splitscreens 

multitasking employees proficient at doing several things all at once

Splitscreens can watch C-SPAN streams, talk on the phone, listen to the radio, send instant messages, and read CNN online all at once.

Splitscreens by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

slitstream 

To walk behind a group of hot girls at the optimum distance and speed to check out their asses for a protracted period. As per the driving technique of slipstreaming, once one hops into a slitstream, you can ease your foot off the throttle and cruise under the draw of the slitstream.

I got caught in a heavy slitstream on my way to the train station and nearly ended up in the cinema.

I totally got busted slitstreaming a trio of gorgeous chicas last night.

slitstream by Arthur ASCii April 4, 2011

splitscreen 

A splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex.

For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.

"Shit man, I'm lying here in bed, and I got a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."

splitscreen by Splitscreen October 14, 2009