Splat-by

When someone disrespects you on the road, so you cum in a napkin and throw it at their windshield.

He cut me off so I gave him a splat-by.

by JellySplat October 28, 2021

splat

The term is usually referring to a stolen car but, in some cases the car belongs to a baser who gave it up for some drugs.

"Bruh how the fuck we gone get to the party?"

"Dawg I got a splat that we can take out there."

by Hood Nigga November 16, 2007

The Splats

A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.

I went to the taco stand at lunch and just had a huge case of the splats.

by JackS17 June 9, 2016

splat

The noise that something squashy makes when it hits a hard surface. In UK comics, when this happens, you will usually see the word in capitals coming out of the interaction between hard surface and the squashy material. Excellent example of onomatopoeia.
Suitable materials for making the SPALT sound are things like tomatoes, mashed potato, custard pies and squelchy mud.
Look in UK comics like the Beano and Dandy for examples.

The custard pie hit the boys face:- SPLAT!

by Ken Holway October 17, 2007

splat

when a guy ejaculates onto someone or something...

skeet skeet skeet SPLAT

by cowboy June 7, 2004

splat

when one falls and lands alone- usually on pavement or concrete.

"Did you hear about the office worker who commited suicide friday? Yeh,,he just it the ground like splat!"

by JesterMonkey June 1, 2004

The Splats

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.

Oh no...I've got...the splats.

by 13 March 26, 2003