When you take a bigcrap and you terd lands in such a way that the dirty toilet water splashes back up at your ass getting you all wet. Usually refered to when your launching Ass Rockets.
Skaz:Im gona go launch some Ass Rockets
Chubbs:Alright, have fun, and watch out for the splashback!
When you take a heavy shit, and the water splashes back up, soaking your butthole. Usually in reference to an overused port-o-jon.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.
There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.
The urine in which splashes back and leaves wet spots on pants/shorts, underwear, and shirt. Normally happens to guys who forget to aim down, or when you really have to go.
Person1:"I see you got a little splash-back on your pants there. Tough luck dude."
Person2:"I know, but I had to go really bad and was in hurry."
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"