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splackavellie 

n. A man who satisfies the sexual needs of female who is dissatisfied with the sexual perfomance of her boyfriend or a husband. The relationship between the female and the splackavellie is strictly sexual.
Comes from the song "Splackavellie" performed by Pressha
Tired of her husband's lackluster performance in bed, Jane called her splackavellie, Brock to ease her frustration.
splackavellie by kozmic_cocoa August 1, 2005
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splackavellie 

Every woman needs here own Splackavellie
A brotha she can call when her man aint doin her right
He can work it all night
Until tha morning light
Make her feel right right right
im tha splackavellie
splackavellie by T May 25, 2004
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Splackavellie 

Just somebody you can call when your body needs a fix. He'll put you in his mix. And you'll hear him askin' "What's my name? Say my name!"- Splackavellie.
S-P-L-A-C-K-A-V-E-L-L-I-E. Splackavellie, ba-a-aby!
Splackavellie by C-Dry October 17, 2008

splackavellie 

cb #10 is a retard

just somebody like to love her down with
no strings attached and his name is "Splackavellie"

He ain't ya boyfriend, he ain't ya husband
Just somebody u can call when your body needs a fix
cb ain't no body's splackavellie cause he failed on saturday night with a girl. what a canook.
splackavellie by SpinCzar March 15, 2004
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